Never one to take a PR chance lying down , Greenpeace is fashioning the hooplah over itsgoose - bollock for Nintendoon its unripe party survey into even more medium cannon fodder . ( And we ’re underwrite it ! ) Its latest gamer attention - grabber is Clash of the Consoles , a site that rank the big three on their greenness with hokey , Zea mays everta - atomic number 39 written matter ( “ Master Chief wo n’t be gain ground any green battles with lame recycling and big power use sucking down his energy score ” ) and pretty much rehashed info from the green company resume . But , they ’ve got playfulness form letter for you to send off your caller of choice begging them to go green !
https://gizmodo.com/sony-ericsson-and-samsung-top-greenpeace-green-list-ni-327160
The PS3 ’s got light-green cred for a recycling programme and Sony ’s toxic policy , while it and the “ X - Box ” ( 360 ? ) take knocks for requiring their own power plants . The “ X - Box ” gets more red thrown on it for Microsoft ’s sluggish 2011 deadline for eliminating sealed chemicals ( premature ventricular contraction and BFRs ) from its wares . The Wii gets zeroes across the board again ( for the same reasons as last sentence , nondisclosure ) but nets a green point for a small vigour footprint .
Sorry Greenpeace , but you are n’t going to get kids ’ attention by using hackneyed version of familiar plot characters load up with a narrative that sounds like it was written by scabs for the writer strike hire for $ 1.50 in the bathroom of a truckstop and coloured chart that do n’t really say anything about anything . And everyone know form letters are high-risk than useless — if they were on paper , I ’d have to give you an F for pointlessly wasting the life of a Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree that would ’ve been well used as firewood . [ Clash of the Consoles ]
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