George Lucas Explains Why You’ll Hate Indy IV

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull will be hitting field screens on May 22nd , mark off nineteen year since we ’ve see the whiplash - sweep archeaologist going after inscrutable antiquities and occasionally teaching school . However , George Lucas think that both critic and devotee alike will detest the flick . determine out why he told Vanity Fair ( that glossy scifi rag ) you ’ll be scowling at Indy this summer .

“ I know the critics are go to detest it , ” he says . “ They already hate it . So there ’s nothing we can do about that . They hate the musical theme that we ’re create another one . They ’ve already made up their minds . ”

Have we ? Granted , we think Harrison might be too old . Sure , we ’re not certain how this will do without associate like Marcus Brody and Sallah . Yes , we love to playa - hate on thing . But deeply down we all hope this careen and takes us back to that special place we were at when we saw Raiders for the first sentence . We do n’t want to hate this movie , we want to love it .

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“ The fan are all overturned . They ’re always break down to be overturned . ‘ Why did he do it like this ? And why did n’t he do it like this ? ’ They write their own movie , and then , if you do n’t do their movie , they get upset about it . So you just have to stand by for the brick and the custard pies , because they ’re going to derive fly your way . ”

People at last year ’s Comic - Con were peeing in their pants when Karen Allen got premise as Marion . Literally . The look was overwhelming . Call me bollock , but I think the lover are frantic about this affair .

Lucas did n’t mention this one , but a possible reason we ’re already embark on to dislike this film is the inclusion of Shia Lebeouf as “ Mutt , ” and probably the materialisation of Indy and Marion ( Karen Allen ) , although no one is officially confirming that . He irritated the horseshit out of us in Transformers , and we have a really itchy touch that he ’ll do the same here . However , we ’re willing to backpocket that and chalk it up to rearing surmise . For now . Mostly because ofthis pictureof him ( bleh ) sitting in the monumental storage warehouse from Raiders of the Lost Ark ( rad ) .

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‘ And then ( raider warning ) Lucas find a little more ( spoiler alert ) specific : Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull will apparently poke at our hero away from his usual milieu of skittish archaeology and into the realm of ( spoiler Code Red ) science fiction . ’

Sorry Georgie , but this sounds like a reason we ’ll bonk Indy IV . We ’re hackneyed of him go after religious artefact with supernatural powers . Give us Indy and something all science - y and steampunk - y and we ’ll love it . But theArea 51 aliens ? Ouch .

Not that he mentions it , but another reasonableness to like Indy IV is Cate Blanchett inthis Russian dominatrix outfit . Me - yow .

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The Vanity Fair writer drops this quote from himself near the end of the piece : “ No one outside of the filmmakers will know for sure until May 22 , but it would be pretty cool if it turn out that Emperor Palpatine had dropped a crystal skull on Earth . Or maybe one was left behind by the weedy sheik from Close Encounters of the Third Kind . Or maybe it ’s , like , E.T. ’s cell speech sound . :) ”

If it plow out that anything from the Star Wars universe had anything to do with the Indiana Jones world , then fans are going to march to George Lucas ’ Skywalker Ranch , burn it to the ground , and then piss into the ash before trek down the Spielberg ’s slightly heavy to find domicile and chug gallons of water on the fashion in hope of repeating the process .

This go triple as Harrison Ford hops into a classic 1950s car and drive to an American Graffiti - esque diner in this picture show .

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