Macenstein ’s August Mac Chick Lauren Reeves , meet JesusPhone . JesusPhone , stop taking photo down her cleavage . Readers , skip to see the rest of Lauren .
Lauren Reeves is a former Alaskan ABC news reporter . Apparently she came to New York to find fortune as an actress , comic and model and has fun posing on top of NYC ’s roofs . These are the sentence I wish I was Spider - Man for more than plain Dr. Octopus ’s Eastern Samoa .
Indeed Lauren , indeed . And we are sure the aforementioned Apple product could n’t go a day without being used , fondled and hopefully salaciously licked by you . [ Macenstein ]
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