Final Destination 5 Trailer: Spoiler alert — people die doing stupid shit

crack out the a la mode batch of wacky Rube Goldbergian last - snare in the trailer for Final Destination 5 formerly roll in the hay as the mode funnier 5nal Destination . Watch the crashing , but predictable , mayhem .

First up , hooray Tony Todd . We love the Candyman , and we ’ll follow his silken voice to the conclusion of the Earth . Second , looks like the big epic almost - cause - of - death in this Final Destination is a bridgework fortuity . What declaration in hell did Warner Brothers sign to force them to keep making basically the same motion-picture show , over and over again ? Was this the Devil ’s trade - off for Dark Knight ? Methinks it ’s time to put this sickish dog down , or at least have the gumption to set the next Final Destination motion-picture show in space , Jason X style .

Ah well , it ’s terrible — but seemingly some of you are watch over it . So here you go . Final Destination 5 will be in theaters August 12th 2011 .