Corpse Bullets, Clone Dogs, and Other Stories We Didn’t Post

So much news lapse before our collective eye every day that we could n’t possibly cover it all . Mostly because much of it is n’t worth covering ! But here are a some border tidbits we egest on , just in case .

Is It Necrophilia to Want to Shoot Your Dead Body Inside of Someone?

What happens to our bodies once we careen off this mortal coil is significant for some among us . For the rest of us , we can pay Holy Smoke LLC $ 850 to load our cremated human ash into shotgun shell , rifle and shooting iron cartridges . I ’m actually pretty sure I saw this in a Japanese anime or a Jason Aaron comedian , but yeah , whatever , sign me up . I ’m all for impaling lost animals with liquified bit of spark advance and my clay from beyond the tomb . And sometimes so much news passes before our middle that we post about it doubly . But you knew that . Enjoy the 2d helping of cadaver ammo . [ demise and Taxes ]

Korea’s Army of Super-Clone Airport Sniffer Dogs

What ’s a militarized peninsula state presuppose to do when only three of every ten expensive airport sniffer wiener pass selective service ? I opine you could clone the most badass dog who ’s ever sniff drugs in Korea . Yeah , actually , that ’s probably dear . We ’ve seen these clone narco - pups before , but they ’re cunning and dogs and clone and Friday . [ CNN ]

Some Dicks England Paid Scientists to Rank Catchy Pop Songs

And the victor is Queen ’s “ We Are the Champions . ” I ’ll totally corrupt that . I mean , “ Lady Bumps ” or whatever that birdsong is called is miserably catchy , but I rewound the ending credits of D2 : The Mighty Ducks about 500 times as a kid to take heed to this , before I ever bang who Queen or Freddie Mercury were . And it ’s in full society with — defend on , that ca n’t be right . ‘ Y.M.C.A ’ by the Village People , Sum 41 ’s ‘ productive Lip ’ , Europe ’s ‘ The Final Countdown ’ and The Automatic ’s ‘ lusus naturae ’ ? I ’m in on Y.M.C.A. , but “ Final Countdown ” is like the third catchiest in the Rocky franchise . And Sum 41 . Ugh . Go forth , England scientists . [ NME ]

pass on Behind is our daily collection of chaff we did n’t think was quite good enough to post on its own , and why .

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