First up , here is your common reminder that penis sizedoesn’t matterand you should stop occupy about it orcomparing yourselvesto others , as they areprobably lyinganyway .
That said , in 2021 , a team of scientists studied the noses and crotch of fresh corpses to see if the " braggy olfactory organ big hose " theory is true . It ’s dear intelligence , large - nosed comrade , for the forensic scientists found that the larger the snoot the , uh , larger your " down there " schnoz .
The researchers face at 126 virile corpses for their study , all forensic autopsy cases at Kyoto Prefectural University of Medicine , from April 2015 to March 2019 . All remains were in their 30s to L , and their autopsy was conducted within 3 days of their death before any major decomposition could take place .
The biggest correlation, bar flaccid length to erect length, was nose size to erect penis length. Image credit: Kyoto Prefectural University of Medicine/Basic and Clinical Andrology(CC BY 4.0)
For the written report , the squad took measurements of the body ' height , weight , length and circumference of their flabby member , and the weightiness of their testicles and prostate gland . Of course , it ’s not really possible to induct an hard-on in a stiff , so instead " stretched penial length " was used , whereby a researcher stretch the penises manually , which the researchers say give an accurate measurement of what their erect duration would have been when alive .
A much luckier investigator , meanwhile , measure the distance of their nose .
The team find oneself that the most extremely correlate factor were flabby penial length and stretched penial duration . No surprises there . However , the next biggest correlation was between nose sizing and stretched penial length . The big the nose , the big the " erect " phallus .
The size of it of your nose was not found to be powerfully correlate to flaccid phallus length , which the team attributes to " the elasticity of a small , flabby member may be swell than that of a large , soft phallus " .
" The fact that nose size is have-to doe with to [ stretched penis distance ] indicates that penial length may not be set by age , height or body weight unit but has already been determined before nativity . "
So , how does this help oneself forensics ? Well , not at all , really . Had the team find that , for example , penis distance changed as you grew Old , this could be used along with prostate volume ( which does increase as you get older ) in edict to help determine years . As it is , what they discovered is interesting and could become useful with more research , but as it stands is not immediately applicable .
" Although our termination are useless for forensic purposes , understanding the growing process of the member or facial feature may be very authoritative for extrapolating foetal androgenic hormone levels and following manly genital functions , " the team wrote in theirpaper , tote up they would go on to look into the family relationship .
" This survey is the first to manifest the relationship between SPL and nose sizing but is fix in Japanese male cadavers , and the reason why SPL and nozzle sizing are relate is still unclear . Therefore , we consider it an interesting matter to pursue from now on . "
The team found only a weakly correlational statistics between olfactory organ size and the weight of balls .
The written report is publish in the journalBasic and Clinical Andrology ,
An earlier version of this article was first published inMay 2021 .
