7 Things I Liked About David Lynch’sDune(and 8 I Didn’t)

Earlier this yr , I set out to readFrank Herbert ’s Dunefor the first clock time . This was for two reasons : 1 ) to be ready forDenis Villeneuve ’s adaptationthat fall out this December , and 2 ) so I could in conclusion watch the 1984 David Lynch film . I ’d hear legends of this strange , bloated mess , with fish cooler sperm monsters , political intrigue , andPatrick Stewartholding a pug-dog . I ’d been differentiate it was something to lay eyes on . They were good .

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Seems like a shot dunk , especially come up on the heels ofStar war ; however , it was anything but . Lynch ’s Dune was a critical and commercial-grade disaster , and plans to turn it into a trilogy ( a “ Star Wars for adult , ” as actress Virginia Madsen once put it ) were scrap . There have been attempts to rewrite story , withsome folksarguing that this version of Dune is better than we give it credit for . Those people are wrong . That enounce , there are enjoyable things to take by from it . Here are some of them .

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I Liked

Sets and Costumes

There ’s one thing you’re able to pass Lynch ’s Dune : It looks really nice . The sets are beautiful and intricate ( when you may see them , as there is a major lighting issue throughout the film ) . In addition , the costumes are a thoughtful make of pandemonium , covering everything from eighteenth - century stately garb to modernistic military raiment . Combined , the set and costumes do an excellent occupation at get the intimate idea and motives of the character within them .

Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides

This was Kyle MacLachlan ’s first major role , but you would n’t sleep with that from watching his execution . MacLachlan successfully conveyed Paul ’s youthful swagger ( despite being an grownup ) and otherworldly intensity , making us believe he truly was the choose one the Fremen had been waiting for . His constant inside monologue did him no party favour , but he still managed to sway a challenging photographic film on his berm with aplomb .

Sandworms

The sandworms are coolheaded . I dug the sandworms .

It Gets the Basics Right

adapt Dune is no easy task — specially for a director with no experience ( or pursuit ) in science fiction . But for all the unearthly summation , changes , and Freudian slips that Lynch made to fit his sight , the motion-picture show still managed to bring a pretty daunting book to the big cover with , well … I infer we can call it achiever ? It get over the whole book in two hours and you take the air off knowing the gist of what happened , let in its myriad of names , beliefs , and politics . It may not have pop off deeper than that , but at least it induce the main stuff right .

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The Pug

This may be the biggest mystery of David Lynch ’s Dune : What ’s the slew with the pugs ? Why are they the “ du jour ” creatures of this world ? The Emperor ’s got a clump of them and Paul has one too , which he brings to Arrakis . It ’s a strange earth - construction item that ’s never expand on , but it totally works . Pugs have n’t evolved in 8,000 age but that ’s okay because they ’re perfect just as they are . And clearly they ’re of great value to these people . During the struggle with the Sardaukar , Gurney Halleck ( Patrick Stewart ) is watch holding Paul ’s dog like it ’s a small child and squad mascot all in one . But then it ’s never examine again .

Alia Atreides

Alia Atreides ( Alicia Witt in her launching role ) is a hard quality to impersonate onscreen . She ’s a preschooler born with the wiseness of the age , and her very presence is enough to mail her fellow Bene Gesserit into a helix . The film ’s reading did n’t really achieve the “ wiseness of the ages ” part , but Witt as Alia did care to creep the fuck out of all of us . The combination of this expressive immature actress with an grownup ’s voice , one that was never quite in sync with her facial movements , made us feel Alia ’s weirding factor times a billion .

I Mean, Obviously

Sorry I got unhinge . Where were we ?

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I Didn’t Like

The Harkonnens

This is not a dig on the actor . Kenneth McMillan brought a circle of desirableness and energy to Baron Harkonnen , and both Sting and Paul Smith were fine as Feyd and Rabban , respectively . The problem was how they were written . All of the Harkonnens ’ intelligence , scheming , and doublespeak was replace with unthinking boasting and debauchery . Baron Harkonnen is not say to be the Emperor ’s obtuse lackey , he ’s a connive beast who always knows the precise here and now to discover ( and let ’s not even get into Feyd , whose role as Paul ’s antithesis was erased all ) . It ’s all made worse by the film ’s repelling and crimson homophobia , which wascriticizedby writer Dennis Altman for how it used AIDS imaging that was prevalent in the 1980s .

Seriously, What’s With All the Sex Stuff?

The Spacing Guild Navigator fold blank space by blunder out into it . The Bene Gesserit “ box ” trial run ends with the Reverend Mother basically give birth an sexual climax . And oh yeah , all that shit with Baron Harkonnen bathe himself in a young son ’s blood . I do n’t know what Lynch was trying to attain here . peradventure he was seek to make his own 2001 : A Space Odyssey , using primal imagery to feed on our basic instincts . But it never works , because there ’s no rhyme or reason for it . It ’s just fantastical for the saki of grotesque .

So Much Monologuing

It demand a rare film adaption to make inner monologues work . This is not one of them . The monologue were added last - minute to excuse all the pretermit pieces after the four - hour bumpy cut had been edited down to 140 minutes . They ’re usually random and always awkward . Plus , they were all whisper . It felt like someone was sitting next to me explaining everything super softly so I would n’t get lose . They may help keep the consultation informed but they take away from the enjoyment of the story .

Duncan Idaho

The Han Solo of Dune deserve better than to be onscreen for two minutes and then die .

The Pacing

The pacing in this pic is bananas . It takes about a third of the movie to get from Caladan to Arrakis — a summons that ’s only 70 varlet of an almost 800 - page book . Then , after the Harkonnen encroachment , the rest of the novel is rushed through at breakneck speed . It feel like Lynch did n’t handle about the Fremen , because they ’re barely given any time or attending . Instead , it ’s redundant - long sequences of a sperm - looking fish fop jacking off in place .

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Weirding Modules

There were flock of changes made from the book , but the defective had to be the addition of the “ weirding modules . ” In the book , the Bene Gesserit have mastered the art of the Weirding Way , a form of warriorlike arts influenced by Prana - bindu physical and psychological training . Lady Jessica instruct Paul how to fight in this way , and she instruct the Fremen how to do so as well . Here , it ’s replace with wrist equipment that rick shouts into laser beams . It look stupefied , and it ’s ridiculous once you remember how almost all of the Atreides ’ modules were destroyed in the invasion … only for the Fremen to have a caboodle of them by and by with no explanation .

The Women Are Wasted

There ’s a reason the final line in Dune is Lady Jessica ’s , with her telling Chani : “ account will call us married woman . ” The female characters in Dune are sinewy and significant , even in the aspect of unsurmountable odds . Not everything about them holds up over time — no surprise , consider the book is half a hundred old and written by a humanity — but it ’s astonishing how much these character were in the lead of their time . You would n’t know that watching this movie . Chani ( Sean Young ) has been reduced to a dearest interest with no screen time , and Lady Jessica ’s influence over Paul and the Fremen is non - existent . The intact Bene Gesserit order had its wings nip off , coming across as a mathematical group of lost nags instead of the most important religious order in the cosmos .

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The Ending

Paul is god now . A voiceover tells us that he ’s put out an epoch of peace — instead of a abominable state of war that everyone hate and turns him into the frightful dictator he always feared he would become . He also make it rain . This is a unfit finish .

Denis Villeneuve ’s Dune is set to arrive on December 18 . The spiciness must flow .

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