You people never let me down . I suggested 28 * different names for theSciFi Channelto use instead of “ SyFy , ” andyou managed to hail up with even well I . Here’re some of my favorites .
https://gizmodo.com/25-other-names-the-sci-fi-channel-could-rebrand-with-5172449
13enster : “ The Further Proof of the Decline of Western Civilization Channel ”
Final : “ Every Cable Channel involve a Wrestling Show but we were too punk to go after Kaiju Big Battel ”
LarsThorwald : “ We Are Not Above Marketing an Original Movie About a Giant Snake and Starring Chase Masterson as a Major Television Event in Every Single Commercial Break ”
oboesqueaks : “ Being A Broadcast connection That specialize In Pictorial Representations Of A technological and Supernatural Nature – The Only Place Where you’re able to discover Purple Nazi Monsters ”
SuperTuna : “ The Ooo – that looks / sounds interesting . Oops appear like it was another Animal release into man ’s worst fears made for ( turned off ) TV pic television channel ”
Lassus : “ The Everyone detest The Genre That Can not be diagnose electronic internet ”
AlyssaAnaxo : “ The We Ca n’t Tell The Difference Between Science Fiction and Horror Channel ”
TarynO : “ The If they germinate it in Vancouver then it ’s on our channel communication channel ”
BeccaSaurus : “ The We ’ve Lost Our Way , But What ’s It To You ? Wanna Make Something Of It ? Channel ”
ElsaBabby : “ The Acne internet Shut Your Fucking Yaws Shit , You Farscapers scream ! The We Really want to work out For Lifetime Channel The What is Science ? And What is Fiction ? post The Damn I Thought I was Working for the Other Michael Jackson When I Was Promoted Channel SyFlyByNight I Ca nt Spel But I Kin Txt Chanel The English Channel Why Wo n’t This web Die Already Place on The Cable Box KSFY : All The Crap NBC Does n’t need Cap’n Syphilis connection I Thought “ Demographics ” Meant Demonstrating Onion Slicers and Oxy - Clean Our viewer Really Do n’t inhabit With Their Parents ? But the Dream Was So Real ! Why You do n’t Hold Your coming together on Branding at 4:20 KPox What Will We Do When Our Usual doer Bail on Us They shoot down Networks , Do n’t They ? Kick Me , I ’m a Cable Channel It ’s SyFy , Not Sissy ! ” ( But mostly because I care to feign that that ’s all one name . )
QuantAnteater : “ The Proof That All the Good Names Have Been deal Channel ”
Bloodboiler : “ Scary Door ” ( I have to admit , I love the idea of a web called “ Scary Door . ” I would totally tune up in just to see what the inferno was on . )
KoopaLee : “ The ‘ thing We ’ll Never See In Our Lifetime , So Do n’t Get Too delirious ’ Channel ”
IngramAmyntor : “ The We Do n’t Care About Our Viewers And Never Did Which Is Why We ’re Doing Our Damndest To estrange Them Channel ”
ShinjiniPyrrha : “ You wo n’t regain ‘ Sex and The City ’ rerun here web . ”
commend , SciFi / SyFy execs … We ’re available for all way of consulting oeuvre . And we ’re very , very cheap .
( * – Yeah , I have no theme how I managed to repeat # 15 - 17 . That ’s what I get for rearranging them after I ’d written the post first metre out . )
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