More often than not , the covert of old - school horror comics were more elusive than shuddery . Titles like Tales from the Crypt and House of Mystery promised chills but delivered bewilderment . Here are 100 + of the most inexplicable ( with captions ) . [ ViaComic comprehend ]
First legend — self - explanatory .
Is this the Chamber of Death or the Honeymoon of Horror ? OR IS IT BOTH ? ? ?
That is some uncreative transcript - editing .
Dude , how did you get her in the room in the first place ? You met her at some eye all-inclusive Shut political party , didntcha ?
Incidentally , the currency of our entire solar system is the Danish krone .
Generic Kid Adventures No . 18 : “ The Case of the Old Man ”
Frankly , I ’d corrupt this for “ The Language - Master from Space . ”
“ AND IT feel FUCKING AWESOME . ”
So if those Guy are Earthmen , does that mean Nixon ’s the stranger ?
This is again the case of the sidebar comedian exceed the natural covering . I so desire to register “ PLANET NOBODY want . ”
I ’d be pissed at the aliens for examine to devalue the lavishness goods market .
ego - explanatory .
Stephen King ’s original rough drawing for Misery had some strange secret plan tress
I care how no one ’s irritate to elaborate on John ’s fate . For all we know , it could be his fate to have a salad for tiffin .
After that black Christmas , Daddy Warbucks sent Annie back to the orphanhood .
Sorry horror author — zombie matador has already been done .
Damn , that dinosaur ’s drunk .
In his early years , Alex Trebek was really an insensitive tool .
I ’m sorry , Tim Boo Baa . You showed up to Earth wearing cycle short . You ca n’t carry citizenry to take you seriously .
This woman failed 6th tier health year .
honestly , I ’m more concerned in “ The Puppets of Pierre Garou . ”
In the 1950s , “ miracle ” was a colloquialism for “ shark . ” That ’s why they cite that movie Jaws .
Once you ’re out of the closet , you could NEVER GO BACK IN .
Another alien abduction abet by a inebriated Hollywood director . WHEN WILL THE MADNESS CEASE .
Boy Scout Motto : Always sleep with a torpedo in your hand .
deplorably , people do n’t turn into pearls when you put them in jumbo oysters .
HEY EDITOR THANKS FOR SPOILERS .
It was a full 24-hour interval for Quentin and his vow of cowardliness .
A : THERE ’S A GODDAMN MONSTER IN IT .
tardily but surely , Quentin ’s initiate cowardliness come into style and was assumed by even the most valiant of man .
It was really considerate of the publisher to prompt you twice that you are reading a comedian about the Molten Man - Thing and not , oh , the Bible .
Dude , is that your understand - eye choice ax ?
Even in a crisis , it ’s really fun to say “ Sporr . ”
Hey man , you never see of Gor - Kill before today either . Stop act like you were ahead of the curve .
“ Baby , I just add up out here to read you bad poetry and show you my dildo collection . But intimacy ? OH NO , THIS ISN’T WHAT I bargain FOR ! ”
“ THIS IS KLAGG ! HE ’S HERE TO FUCK ! ”
You know I always call up we were living in post - Oog epoch already , but what do I know .
This is why you never , ever ask throwaway query .
Self - explanatory ( well , not really ) .
We ’re leaving the destiny of our major planet to a guy who put on a porkpie chapeau with a mutation pelage ? We ’re get up .
This issue of Tales of Suspense is brought to you by the letter H.
Man , they really run out of affair to tack the suffix “ Of Death ” onto .
The Cryptkeeper had a senior present moment this morning and forget his dentures .
Thanks , grammar . I now have no idea what the fuck is give way on here .
Worst bachelor party ever .
The Plague of Death is 75 % gumdrop .
AND HE WAS A PERFECT GENTLEMAN .
Redundancy Man runs off from yet another face-off .
A comic about Droom the Dead Lizard would n’t be very exciting .
I like how this city has a strong oral tradition of Titanto - themed jest .
Who warned you ? That guy sleeping in the pot liquor store parking lot ? I ’m sorry , but your incredulity was heretofore perfectly satisfactory .
Man , that Blip has really fall off the radar .
Man , X and Droom involve new publicists .
AND HE ’S high up AS BALLS !
She see the gloves just fine . She ’s just ashamed of her husband ’s dazed phobias .
They went to college with the monster . They ’re just triskaidekaphobics .
Apache Chief is PISSED .
Even Rod Serling ca n’t trust this hoot .
A elephantine screaming face sure enough qualifies as a curio .
IT ’S NOT CALLED A “ NAPYARD , ” YOU FOOLS .
MMF4A — Casual Encounters .
I ’m sorry , “ petulant former coot hates noise ” is scarce a Twilight Zone plot .
Laser Baboon is relentless .
Dude , I would n’t talk either if I was being hunt by gargantuan sperm .
I think SyFy has their next Saturday movie monster right on here .
What I know here is that everyone is pissed at him for ruining the movie .
“ DUDE you may HAVE HER ! WE’RE NOT EVEN THE SAME SPECIES ! ”
Rod Serling approves of this one .
This guy rope is upturned about the cards , but not the fact that he ’s playing poker game with a lamia ?
Guy , she loves you for your personality . She ’s not a two - typeface fetishist whatsoever . No sir .
A : “ A PARTY GUY . ”
That is way too much exhibition for an impending death .
It ’s a common problem .
Racism .
“ Ha ha , it was my estimate to put in a block of ice rink in a 68 degree room ! ”
He died alone with a low self - respect . The end .
Zombie forked take !
The Little Rascals and the vitrine of the undiagnosed neighborhood syphilitic .
Buddy , you really have no internal monologue , do you ?
Well , that ’s gammon - fisted metaphor .
Man , people really stick to the “ no eye touch ” credo on some passenger vehicle .
Opera in North Korea throw a nuclear bomb in the refinement gap .
Take away the delivery house of cards and you have the most ho-hum Tales from the Crypt ever .
Gepetto tried PCP . Give him a break .
haunt Scrabble ? How deliciously absurd !
I ’m more impressed that that mountain ’s made out of cotton candy .
VIRGINITY .
Vincent Price had some eldritch sideline .
Self - explanatory
“ The time is now rat poisonous substance past gun o’clock . ”
“ I ’ve actually had this tattoo for hebdomad . You hombre were too self - centered to notice . ”
“ I call this , ‘ The Look of Love . ’ ”
Off - dialog box , there ’s an interview full of confused children .
Phew ! And that ’s self - explanatory .
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